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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

 

 港女81宗罪


1.貪慕虛榮-----唔只貪,直頭係大貪,不過財富是要由自己創造,我同raymond 都想有at least 幾百萬美金身家~haha
2.咩都要男人比錢-----Yes, raymond pays for everything since we'd been together
3.口頭話唔愛港男,實際上係溝唔到-----港男真係好難頂
4.話男友花心,自己又去溝仔------Raymond 一D 都唔花心,仲對我好好tim. hahahaha
5.咩都要男人就哂佢--------佢就我98%, 我就佢2%
6.成日幻想同醫生/律師一齊------有諗過小超人﹑霍氏兄弟,不過送比人都唔要啦,況且諗下唔係罪~~~
7.豬扒冇人要就係到話D港男唔敢高攀佢--------男人都有多豬頭骨,攞去煲湯都嫌多
8.成日發姣,以為可以吸引男人-------cheal男人愛姣女人。
9.扮可愛,行為幼稚------有D咁的女仔, 不過男女都有時會行為幼稚
10.成日溝仔,人地唔受就扮可憐------有D咁的人ga咩?
11.自以為是------係ga
12.喜歡名牌,冒牌都照買----買左千萬豪宅才想吧!買手袋會depreciate, 買樓會appreciate 呀!!
13.浪費金錢-------絕對冇
14.用英文以為自己好高級,港式英語--------講英文好
高級咩?不過英文唔好就唔係幾好,努力D學啦!
15.扮潮,個個髮型差唔多-------唔係點呀?個個都唔同咩?
16.以為自己好索-------自我催眠,人都開心D
17.幻想周街D男人成日望佢,其實人地係對弱智人士好奇---------我都會周街望人,靚的會望多幾眼,有咩問題?
18.以為昆到男人D錢好勁--------超cheap
19.要人請食飯-------是但一個請,不過好少請男仔,不時都會請女朋友食飯,係朋友唔駛咁計較,我唔鐘意AA, 好老土(同學除外)
20.扮冇帶銀包-------見識過,個女人超cheap, 之後人地唔同佢比錢先死死氣咁攞個銀包出黎,真係好cheap
21.為幾十蚊係到嘈------唔會
22.喜歡落bar溝仔-------更加唔會
23.花過多時間/金錢打扮,但又唔係靚-------唔靚會被稱”豬扒“,樣衰我都唔想,quote william hung "i have tried my best, and i have no regret at all."
24.咩都唔識但又要條仔咩都識--------我同raymond 有好多野都唔識~~~
25.成日唔比條仔同其他女仔講野,自己經常遼其他男仔-------我仲有男性朋友嗎? haha
26.自認處女--------不是吧?咩年代?咁老土?
27.經常要男人幫佢做工人,拎野----------YES, 唔係工人, 係好過工人!
28.喜歡八卦雜誌------- One of his favorite things to do
29.娛樂新聞滔滔不絕,時事經濟冇樣識----------都唔係
30.唔做野要條仔養-------而家個個女仔都做野啦!
31.成日幻想嫁個有錢人-------唔係人人都係咁諗
32.串人但又串唔起--------睇下係邊個
33.話條仔叫雞,自己又玩一夜情--------梗係唔得啦!會有命案發生ga!
34.以為自己好多人溝-------有得以為ga 咩?
35.經常買衫,事後要男人找數--------買兩件
衫姐!駛唔駛搵人找數?!
36.自己病左要24小時服侍,條仔病又唔理--------佢病的時候,我簡直做左佢亞媽!
37.生日要人送鑽戒--------叫佢咩都唔駛
送,佢taste 好差
38.成日買化妝品,出親街化濃妝------落妝個樣嚇死人,比條生路行啦
39.在網上跟其他港女分享溝仔心得,但90%係老作--------無聊!
40.十幾廿歲成日飛人,30歲之後又恨嫁---------年輕的時候不懂事嘛,其實好多嫁唔出的女人都是好女人,只不過係D男仔唔識欣賞chi ma!
41.幾十歲仲鍾意HelloKitty但又批評喜歡日本動漫的香港男性為"毒男"--------大家都有點童心
42.經常打人,男人還手就話蝦女仔-------只打raymond ,我打佢唔死, 佢一打我就死, 所以有時手都唔比佢還
43.唔買貴野就話冇誠意--------超cheap, 其實貪人野or 叫人送gucci/LV 的女仔好cheap
44.喜歡閱讀愛情小說,幻想自己是女主角---------咁老土
45.次次都係行商場,冇D新意-------行美國的商場,我寧願在家上網。
46.對自己有利就話男女平等,唔係就係到講風度----------我對女仔都非常有風度,男女平等是在制度上,但社會上又是另一回事。
47.喜歡話男人樣衰但自己又唔照鏡----------醜男有咩問題?佢靚仔你就驚
48.同一件衫著一兩次就唔要---------that's insane
49.成日上交友網溝仔-------just curious, how to 上網溝仔?how does the whole thing work?
50.成日講是講非--------唔係
51.成堆八婆講八卦野,唔比條仔插嘴--------what?
52.唔比男友睇靚女,自己迷戀男明星-------YES
53.貪錢-------不要貪人家的,錢要自己搵先型,除非大劉睇中你,又或者賭王想搵你做五太太。。。。haha
54.為左錢可以放棄一切-------NO
55.有錢果時千依百順,冇錢即刻飛--------超cheap賤女人
56.全身上下起碼幾千(包括衫,鞋,飾物)--------NO
57.以為自己大哂,成日發老脾---------Raymond 導致我這樣,不過他覺得不是問題。。。。
58.要條仔愛佢一生一世但往往係佢自己飛人-------NO. We will  be together forever
59.飛左條仔後又搵番個男仔話自己寂寞,冇人理--------攞黎,女人就是trouble
60.分手後將個男仔D資料(名,電話,地址)四圍公開--------超賤
61.佢自己做既野永遠係岩,有咩都係條仔錯-------50/50
62.咩事都以分手作要脅--------掟野已經
要脅到佢。。。。
63.同個男人一齊第一件事係幫佢「保管」存摺--------no, he is in charge of our  finance
64.成日屈男仔-------Raymond 比較易屈。。。。
65.外表斯文,內裡open--------梗係唔得啦,咁cheap!
66.冇見識,睇唔起大陸人,覺得大陸人都係雞--------其實我都不太鐘意大陸人,我知不是個個大陸人都係咁,有D大陸人都好好同好勁。
67.識男仔第一樣睇樣,第二樣睇錢-------有樣的男仔都好花心, hurt 死你。男人太窮比唔到安全感女仔。
68.明明唔睇書但又要扮有學識----冇得扮ga wor!
69.迷信星座-------No
70.冇時間一日唔打電話比佢就以為條仔有外遇--------No
71.對男友諸多要求又唔比反駁-------YES
72.頭腦簡單-------Maybe
73.人地話咩都信,毫無判斷力------No
74.過份崇尚西方國家,唔係外國野唔買--------NO
75.電腦白痴,除左上網咩都唔識,256同512都未必識分-------Yes, i am a techno idiot. So what?
76.經常用自以為感性的字句--------don't understand
77.用自己男友跟別人比較--------sometimes,.....but i still think ray is a very good person
78.衡量一個人永遠係用錢------bullshit
79.盲目跟隨潮流------crappy
80.網上分享和男友既野,冇D私隱---------this is what i am doing now, so what?
81.食飽飯冇野做上she.com批評香港男人---------No



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4.話男友花心,自己又去溝仔------Raymond 一D 都唔花心,仲對我好好tim. hahahaha
~~~ hey you didnt answer the 2nd part of the question

25.成日唔比條仔同其他女仔講野,自己經常遼其他男仔-------我仲有男性朋友嗎? haha
~~~i am not your friend anymore?

49.成日上交友網溝仔-------just curious, how to 上網溝仔?how does the whole thing work?
~~~"hey baby, msn me and i would teach you that" HAHAHAHA

58.要條仔愛佢一生一世但往往係佢自己飛人-------NO. We will be together forever
~~~ i am so proud of you....
Posted 3/12/2009 1:10 AM by Jing_forever - reply

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4. 諗都唔諗

25. of course you are. but i don't see u ma

49. oh, 原來你上網比人溝左
Posted 3/13/2009 12:44 PM by kamberly - reply


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